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Good bye friendster blog.. rasanya aku betul-betul nak buat penghijrahan dari kota mekah ke kota madinah..

ehehe main-main..

Aku dah 80% confrm nak tukar ke blogspot. Dah 2 account blogspot aku buat dulu, satu tu masa 2005, and another one, 2006.. Aku sempat buat 2 posts je.Tatau kenapa takleh elak dari frenster ni mungkin sebab aku selesa dalam comfort zone ke apa..

Skarang aku perlukan penghijrahan. Takleh di takuk lama. Frenster ni tak best. Dah la takleh letak link, takleh letak Vclip, takleh letak Site Feed kat Facebook, takleh tgk stats, mcm2 laa yg kurang..

Dulu aku bleh tahan laaa jadi mcm tu, sekarang ni takleh dah.. So, rasanya mcm btl kot nak pindah ke blogspot ni.

Nanti jenguk2 la ok.. blogspot aku..

http://ellemomo.blogspot.com/

Aku nak share dgn korang sms dgn nisa yg agak kelakar dan haram sket malam tadi..

Aku..

"Tak sabarnya nak cuti hari Jumaat ni.."

Nisa..

"a’ah aku pun.. maybe selasa next week aku amik EL. kau g mana cuti ni?"

Aku..

"Ntah. dok rumah je kot. Nak rest..kau?"

Nisa..

"I pergi Paris. Shopping2.. Apa guna duit banyak bukan boleh bawak masuk kubo.."

Aku..

"Macam binatang haram.. haha.. Tapi i nak ikut boleh?"

Nisa..

"Supriseeee!!!! Actually i dah book ticket utk u.."

Aku..

"Whoaaa bestnyaaa… U ni mmg soulmate i laa.."

Nisa..

"Hehe.. jgn ckp mcm tu.. sebak i dibuatnya.."

Aku..

"jangan la sebak, selak je.. Anyway, berapa hari kita ke Paris?"

Nisa..

"Supriseee…."

Aku

Tak reply..

Nisa…

"U sebak ke dgn suprise i??"

Aku..

"A’ah.. I mana pernah dapat suprise.. Dulu ada laa kawan i sorang ni suka buat suprise2. Dia suka sergah n usik telinga i. Lepas i jerit, terus dia tak berani suprise i.."

sebenarnya aku refer kat nisa laa.. pasal dia suka buat aku terperanjat..

Nisa..

"kimak…"

Aku…

"ahahahaha…."

Then nisa bg aku teka teki..

Nisa..

"Ada seekor kucing, jalan2, sampai atas klcc, sekali dia jatuh dan mati.. apa yang pecah?"

Aku jawab..

"PECAH KACA PECAH GELAS, SUDAH BACA, HARAP BALAS.."

Nisa..

"Bangang kau ni.. Pecah rekod laa mana ada kucing jalan sampai atas.. ok laa bye.. nak tidur.."

Aku..

"ahahahahha lagi.."

-elle lalalala-

A promise is still a promise.. Tanak orang cakap aku tipu or minor lie.. hehehe.. (u know who u are, yg selalu marah bila aku ckp aku nak tipu..hehehe.. mwah mwahh..)

So i post an entry after a tiring day. Look..

Subang Jaya (Perunding Bersatu-Consultant) - Putrajaya (Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia) - The Canteen, Damas (Lunch) - Office - Subang (Rafi kimak pnya ofis)..

Ada ke Rafi sms aku mcm ni..

"Bila nak bg cash cheque?"

Aku reply..

"Saya cash kan sendiri. Petang ni saya hantar sbb nak tgk dome jugak"

he replied..

"cepat sket.."

binatang haram punya manusia..

Terus aku reply mcm ni..

"Amboih, takda budi bahasa langsung. Hina betul sms awak tu En.Rafi… Kalau awak nak jadi hina, awak jadi hina sorang2 la, jangan bawak saya ke lembah hina awak tu. Dah la perangai mcm fucker. Kitorang dah bayar awak 70%,dah lebih dari sepatutnya, awak tak malu ke? keje awak tak habis deliver, macam reban ayam, muka mcm mamak, cakap mcm keling, awak dah lama hidup ke???

haaa puas hati aku!

Kalau laa aku dapat reply mcm tu kan…Tp aku tak bg pun sms tu.Korang gile???korang ingat aku berani????

Aku fikir, memandangkan aku ni masih ada ciri2 kemelayuan, masih ada sikap lemah lembut, pemurah, pengasih arghh mcm2 laa lagi kan, aku tanak laa org pandang serong kat aku.

So, aku reply mcm ni je..

"Ok. Dont worry..today Syruz bg u RM…….. besok lepas barang sampai, ktrg bg balance..And TOLONG CEPAT SKET hantar barang.."

Barang maksud nya Dome n Galvanised Steel ok. Bukan barang haram mcm najis dadah tu..

Nanti korang igt aku pusher besar pulak..sebab tu aku bleh pakai kereta Lamborghini Gallardo tu..

It’s 7.30p.m Still kat office.. Yeaaa esok last day.. haha last day bg aku, Yan dan Nisa ok.. bukan korang semua. Cuti ktrg sume diluluskan.. So genaplaa 4 hari percutian kali ni..wouwouwouuu padan muka korang kena kerja hari jumaat.. hahaha

(jgn berlagak sgt elly, tetiba kena half day hari jumaat baru kau tau keanu reeves tu tinggi ke rendah..)

So, kawan2 yg bercuti hari Jumaat, apa kata kita g makan-makan??? Bestnya kan.. Kenapa orang yg suka dan hobinya menikmati pelbagai makanan mcm aku ni cepat gemok? kenapa tak bg org yg tak suka menikmati makanan tu yg gemok? Bukan ke semua source dalam dunia ini harus dinikmati???? Why wasting?

Best kalau jadi casper, makan makan, pastu makanan jatuh balik, tak sempat pun di proses vitamin, lemak dan garam galian nya. Kenapa aku??? kenapa akuuuu??? ok laa.. aku drag nisa n yan sekali ke lembah penghinaan ini..tanak hina sorang2.. kenapa aku nisa n yan??? kenapa?????

makan je gemok.. gemok je makan..

Takda benda lain ke? kenapa tak bila makan jadi semakin tinggi? makan je tinggi..haha kalau mcm tu, bleh tinggi mcm KLCC plak aku kot.. errr lebih baik makan je gemok kan.. (sedapkan hati dan dah bengong..)

Ok laaa.. so aku dah tunaikan janji ok.. Selamat membaca..

daaaa…

- elle addict main Blackjack kat Facebook -

Sorry sorry.. tak leh nak borak2 arini. Busy mcm haram sbb dah mintak cuti hari jumaat. Harap2 lepas laa.. Nanti2 update lagi.Tgk la malam nnt ke, esok ke..

Bye.

Ofis atas aku ni adalah ofis LUNCH ACTUALLY..

Do u know what LUNCH ACTUALLY?

G bukak website.. rasanya ada.. LA ni sebenarnya match maker.. so kalau sesapa desperate housewife, sila la contact LA, bg detail ttg lelaki/perempuan pujaan then diorang carikkan… tayah melalui surat khabar ke apa..

Tapi sebenarnya aku bukan nak cerita pasal LA, aku nak cerita pasal cina2 jinjang yg cheeky kerja kat atas ni.. Wahhh dress up dia, wa cakap lu, mengancam habis. Kalau aku kurus, confrm aku pakai mcm tu jugak. Aku tak rasa diorang nye baju dari Topshop ke, MisSelfridge ke, Warehouse ke, Prada ke, Lacroix ke, Escada ke whatever laa..Tp aku rasa baju, beg, n kasut yg diorang pakai tu kat butik2 cina kat Sg Wang tu je. Hehe sorry.. ini serkap jarang je, sebab aku tak pernah tgk pakaian diorang tu dari butik2 designer tu. Tapi seriously.. cool habes.. mengancam, stylo, tak over, pendek kata.. Cina ni mmg best lah. Tapi yg tak bestnya, diorang sombong, tak mcm French Office kat bawah ni.

A nice lady yg kerja kat bawah ni aku tak pernah tanya nama dia, tp time aku g isap rokok, kalau dia keluar, we say hi, sometime borak sket2. Aku tatau ofis tu buat apa, tp according to pekerja sebelum ni, nama dia Rosma, (she is nice lady too.. dah migrate ke Dubai, ikut husband) they are international company. Mcm jurubahasa ke apa. Ntah.. Dont know dont care.. but Rosma and the new lady pun mmg frenly.. And i do chatted with Rosma sometime in YM. She’s pregnant skarang..

Haha now i have an obsessive-compulsive character pulak kan.. Macam kiasu sket. bodoh.. tak suka btl..

So the new lady pun stylo mylo jugak.. hehehe.. Masa nak dapatkan Rosma pnya YM id, It is not me yg nak.. I do it for En. Azman.. hehehe.. remember bro? Err sorry Kak Amy, masa tu u all belum ada apa2 lagi. Rosma ni pun stylo mylo gak.. So i’m, just helping En.Azman laa.. hahaha..

Anyway, I’m wearing Jeans n Shoulder Neck today. Reveal my cleaveage a bit, so i have to wear shawl to En.Wan office kat Sg Buloh tadi. He ask me, is that one suit or your style? (that tu maksudnya shawl aku la ni) i said.. no it just my style..then dia tak puas hati dia tanya lagi.. Apa benda tu? I said.. selendang.. Then he said..

"Selendang kena pakai kat kepala, ada plak pakai kat situ.."

Aku ckp..

"itu selendang zaman nenek saya.."

Ahahaha kan dah kena.cakap je ko suruh bukak n nak tgk aku nye boob.. bengong en.wan…but whatever it is, i’m a bit lucky today, by the time aku sampai ofis dia, dia dah nak keluar. So aku sempat la mntak dia sign document…

Aku malas nak iron baju tadi. So i grab whatever i can get, apart from arini aku bangun lambat dan dah terlambat.Ahaha…But the truth is, i love wearing baju yg menampakkan cleavage.. Tatau kenapa. Panas kot. wahahaha.. But i hate big boobs actually, tho my boobs not too big la kan.. It just that susah nak dance kalau big boob ni.. Serious..

Okla that’s all kot.. jap g try attach pic tu..

Congratulation to Zarina, for the new born baby..

Nama baby ni Toriq Wildaan.. Toriq… say hi to aunty Lyly’s fren sayang…

Tengok tu pipi Toriq.. macam aunty Lyly punya pipi kan.. Sorry guys, Toriq ni letih sangat.. Dia baru touch down.. Jet lagged sangat tu..

Congratulation mami zarina..Tahun ni, birthday i, kena masukkan Toriq dalam list la nampaknya..

Ok, arituh lupa nak cerita, maksusu pun dah ada baby.. jap jap.. carik pic dia..

Tadaaaa…

Nama dia Rausyan Hadi.. Hadi ni suka buat muka, suka buat mulut semua.. Masa maksusu kenalkan Mr.Hadi dgn aku, dia cakap.."hadi.. tgk tu aunty Lyly.."

Aku cakap.. Apasal aunty.. kaklong laa.. kan dia my cousin.. ahahah.. pastu maksusu ckp.. a’ah laa maksusu lupa. Maksusu aku umur dia 29 tahun. Adik mak aku.. ahahah ktrg rapat mcm sibling.. hehe

So waiting for Farah n Yan pulak..

Ni Yan, Raja (husband Yan) mms pic ni masa diorang buat maternity check up.. hehehe.. comel je kan.. aku reply mms ni camni..

"Kita kat zoo sayang.. jap g nak jumpa Orang Utan.."

Haaa by the way, kenapa Aunty Lyly? kenapa tak Aunty Elly? Tatau.. anak kak amy panggil aku Aunty Lyly.. Last month Kak Amy cakap, anak dia cakap mcm ni..

"Maa.. Aunty Lyly mana? dah lama tak jumpa.."

Mana taknya dah nak dekat 6 bulan tak jmpa si misya tu kot..

hehehe.. ok dah.. tu je..

bye..

wouhhh wouhh jap… Hari ni Birthday En.Azman. Happy Birthday EN.AZMAN! u r 10 years older than me!!!! lalalalala…

Look what hot weather and short hair has done to my neck. The skin rash strike again.. make it look like i’ve been love bite-ed… uhuhuhu..

"sayang, hantar i balik kampung i kat London bleh.. Your country ni very hot laa.. I tak bleh tahan.."

heheh mcm haram..

Kesian adik2 because the plan to Marina PD tgk Tiesto kena cancel sbb ada hal lain tak bleh elak..then diorang jual tix kat kawan diorang. Ramai yg crave for the tix, and PD betul2 fullhouse haritu…

And one of Eddy’s fren sms him..

"Eddy, Tiesto turun PD la malam ni.."

and we’re like.. Hey come on la, ktrg dah tau dari bulan Februari lagi. And U’re like sooooo yesterday la bro.. pastu ktrg gelak-gelakkan kawan Eddy!

And it was Mother’s Day yesterday kan, and we celebrate Mother’s day without Mak. She had something to do,and went somewhere,  and Ayah masak the errr-i-dnt-know- what to call, Chicken, Chinese Style kot.. Ayah the best male chef we ever known.. Kenapa aku tak masak? hehehe aku tlg sket2 je. The moment we all had our lunch, i ask Bangwan,

"Eh bangwan, ko pandai masak?" thinking that, one of our Sibling mesti ikut perangai Ayah yg pandai masak kan..

and he said..

"hehehe..megi pun tak pandai..kau?"

and i said..

"me? who cares..shhh shhh enjoy the food.. mak kata, time makan takleh cakap.."

and we all…gelak mcm haram.. ehehe aku tak pandai masak tho. Aku pandai buat kek kasih sayang je. Itupun time aku in love. Bilada ada mood love tu, rajin je aku buat kek..

Before balik KL last nite, met Mak, somewhere, give hugs and kisses,actually we’re not into Mother’s Day,Father’s day or whatever Frenship day ke apa. But everyone including my aunties keep on calling me asking me to wish her. The truth is, Mak pun tak treasure Mother’s day. We just celebrate Birthday and Raya. Itupun Birthday pun kadang2 lupa. err sorry.. some family mmg weird mcm family aku. Tp ktrg ni mmg rapat, kalau kucing beranak pun kena balik kampung.

Sometime, when we love someone, doesnt have to show by remembering or celebrating Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, V day or whatever day.. Like i said, it just a day kan.. But the way we shower them with love and care, does matter.. kan kan kan…

So if my best fren forget my Birthday, trust me, aku tak kecik hati.InsyaAllah.. I just know that in some situation, kadang2 org terlupa. Dalam dunia ni kerja kita bukan untuk ingat tarikh je kan. Banyak benda lain lagi nak kena ingat n fikir… Kalau korang terlupa birthday aku, not to worry ok, gantila dengan menghadiahkan aku perfume.. mesti aku tak kecik hati punya..

Hehehe.. Eh the hell i’m talking bout my bday ni?

Anyway, I just want to make an advance birthday wish to ILLA.. in less than 24 hours, she will be celebrating her 26th birthday… wouwouwouuuuuu..

And let’s pray for a fren of mine, named, FARAH. She is fighting to deliver baby today kot. Last nite she sms me that she already at hospital, tiring n malas-ing to sms, i straightly call her. And her voice was like really in pain.. Womb water?(air ketuban..ahahaha) dah keluar sket2. and dah terbuka 3cm.. Apa maksud dah terbuka 3cm tu pun aku tatau camne rasanya.Aku bleh tanya, sakit tu lagi sakit dari Period Pain ke? Dia ckp..

"lagi teruk elly.. sakit sangat ni.. "(sambil buat pernafasan bersalin tu..)

Boleh tahan bangang gak aku tanya mcm tu kan..

And i start panic, rasa nak g teman dia kat Hospital tp dia cakap tapayah coz will do nothing. i said ok. Her husband not around.. So pity her..

And i called her the first thing in the morning. No answer.. I’m afraid ni.. Panic. rasa ngilu pun ada. Apa kena dgn aku ni?????

And it’s Monday blues, malas nyaaaaaaaaaaaa..

I wish i can just stay at home, being a lazy bee on the Sofa, watching dvd and eat Chinese Food..like this

Finally… It’s REALLY weekend.. What a bliss.What a relieve.Work demand almost fullfilled.But hope no phone calls yg line dia mcm ni on MY weekend..

"elly.. dah pergi tgk moulding rafi?"

"arr miss elly arr..i sudah tgk itu site, nanti quotation i bagi arr..nanti u bg PV arrr?"

"Assalamualaikum elly, i hate to ask this, but when can u release the payment?"

"Assalamualaikum elly, u dah made up your mind, nak appoint contractor mana? bila rafi nak hantar material?"

No no no.. i cant accept any those lines anymore. I’ve had enough this week.err i mean since january. . I wanna rest in peace on my bed this week.

Hope ayah tak suruh aku balik kampung tho aku cuba berbaik2 dengan dia skarang supaya aku dapat something.ahahhaha. Devil wears prada lagi..

Aiyoooo sudah terbersin laa.. Selsema lagi ke????? tanak makan Vitamin C nnt nafsu makan berbuak2..

EMMM.. for someone who is generous and mysterious in many ways.

The mysterious guy… THANKS so much for the gift. I really appreciate it. U know who u r and I know u read this.. I’m waiting for the heli or choper. Choper laaa.. senang sket i nak melawat site IF i kerja Offshore.ahaha kidding..

Happy weekend yoww..

-elle, rest in peace :)-

A -dead-meat-day i supposed..  i need mineral water, a dunhill 14 and full tank gas,support and love from u guys to stay focus and to be woman on the go.

Please look closer and pity me for mys schedule today..

8.30a.m : Masuk neraka, sediakan document

9.00a.m: Site possesed arrangement (phone calls, phone calls phone calls), preparing Letter Of Awards for my sub con, preparing Cover letter for submission of WJP to KPM

10.00a.m: To Ampang, collecting signed Final Account for WJP

12.00p.m: To Sg Buloh (En.wan-PMC office) to sign the doc.

2.30p.m: Arrive Putrajaya, Submit the fucking goddamn doc

3.30p.m: Material Inspection at Subang with Celcom, (Kimak Rafi tu pnya Kilang..)

5.00p.m: Meeting with KSU, KPM  at Putajaya..

10.00p.m: Party at Planet..

uwawawaaa… After all, Thank God It’s Friday kan..

May i’ll be showered with support, bless and love from east to west, from south to north..

elle keyboard off - :] : damn it why this blog doesnt have icon????

nota kaki: WJP = Bond Perlaksanaan (Wang Jaminan Perlaksanaan)

               KSU = Ketua Setiausaha (ye ke?.. whatever lah, tapi  nama dia Tan Sri Zulkarnain)

              KPM = Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia

              PMC = Project Management Consultant

Did u listen to HitZ. Fm last nite?

Yerp.. contribute To Mariah Carey.. For her wedding with Nick Canon..So dia keluarkan semua lagu Mariah.

How the hell she lose weight again and left her big boobs like that eh..Impressive..

Owh btw, Mariah Carey is my fav female singer, song writer ever.. Dari masa aku form 1 lagi rasanya. Then i enjoy sing all Mariah’s song..Tak bosan pun.. Till now..

So mariah’s new song.. Bye Bye (tajuk nya) really touch my heart..not my body ok!

" It’s for my people who lost somebody,

Your best fren, your baby, your man, or your lady,

Put your hand way up high,

we’re not gonna say bye.."

Hurmmm aku nyanyi berkali2, n i shed tears.Halus betul perasaan aku ni. Aku pun tatau kenapa aku nangis… Tapi lagu ni sedih sangat..

Kalau la frenster blog ni bleh letak vclip, aku dah letak dah.. Siap dengan lyrics jugak. Bagi korang sume joint aku nangis.. Sedih dowh..

It’s for u illa.. I dedicate this specially for u.. I know u going to hurt again once u listen to it. Tapi lagu ni mmg best sangat…dont pengsan2 when the part..

"And you never got the chance to see how good I’ve done

And you never got to see me back at number one

I wish that you were here to celebrate together

I wish that we could spend the holidays together"

Masa aku copy paste ni, aku tgh nangis ni. pekejadahnya aku pun tatau. Bencinya perasaan sedih ni.. my godddd!!!!

O k.. let just give u guys another song..a soothing one, a cosy one and very meaningful lyrics….

I want u guys to listen to Jason Mraz-I’m yours..

Tgk lyrics dia. It is a beautiful song.. Well written.. Trust me.. no regret of finding it in YouTube,even If your PC so lagging like mine… it really virtue waiting and being patience..

As usual, i always being the MP3 of my frens..I mean, i dont kept songs, but i know many songs from Tan Sri P.Ramlee to Sir Elton John. From The Beetles to The Click Five, from Rolling Stone to Muse..tapi selalunya bukan Malay song la.. But i do love  "Lelaki Ini- Anuar Zain" yerghhh hate to admit it…